#1 2011-03-23 00:50:13
I’m injecting my eight-year-old with Botox and getting her body waxes so she’ll be a superstar
Mom's first mistake: naming her daughter Britney, guaranteeing her a lifetime of skankiness and lap-dancing at strip clubs near airports...
I'm surprised this isn't from Florida...
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#2 2011-03-23 23:06:55
If your eight-year-old needs a body wax she's probably been swapped at the hospital with a chimpanzee. Mind you, there's a bit of a unibrow going on in the third photo down the page
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#3 2011-03-24 02:28:54
Was this from page 3?
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#4 2011-03-24 09:39:50
Want her to be a superstar stop feeding her so much. Teach proper purging methods so she doesn't rot her teeth out and begin instructing her in proper fellatio technique. Therein lies the path to forcing your daughter to have the kind of childhood you wished you had yourself.
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#5 2011-03-24 13:12:12
Years ago, at a family reunion in Washington State, I met a cousin I hadn't seen since I was a very small child. She had married and divorced and had a young daughter she was shepherding through the beauty pageant circuit. Proudly, she showed my small-town Puget Sound relatives photo after photo of her child caked with so much make up and dolled up in dresses only a harlot could love. My aunts and uncles, proper to their very cores, smiled gamely and nodded approvingly as they passed the photos along. "Oh..." my aunt Judy would say, while never adding anything like "...how lovely" or "pretty."
When my cousin had left, my father quietly said to me "She looks like a little whore."
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