#1 2009-03-17 15:29:22
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#2 2009-03-17 15:32:47
The bung hole tat is nice.
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#3 2009-03-17 16:22:32
Love the unfinished snake.
The lamest tattoo I've seen in person was a guy that had hinges tattooed on the insides of his elbows. I tried Googling to find similar images but every one I found looked good compared to the ones this guy had. I'm pretty sure he got them in prison and that the "artist" was just starting out in the profession...
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#4 2009-03-17 18:40:21
A lot can go wrong with a homemade tattoo. An ex was getting one at a party and I bumped the table as I stood up ruining the “artist's” aim. I hope she looks at the errant squiggle sometimes and hates me.
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#5 2009-03-17 18:46:01
Is that Brian Peppers Jesus?
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#6 2009-03-17 21:32:43
Those jailhouse artists are on a sharp learning curve.
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#7 2009-03-18 03:52:53
Why do people let untalented hacks tattoo ugly images onto their bodies?
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#9 2011-03-02 16:53:06
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#10 2011-03-02 16:54:03
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#11 2011-03-02 20:04:20
Scotty wrote:
No need for a new topic...
The permanence of the act of getting tattooed scared me. What if I made a "mistake"? What if I chose a design, and then regretted it later?
I know this guy, not very well, but we run in concentric social circles. He's smart as hell but - yeah - those tattoos...
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#12 2011-03-02 21:04:24
Taint wrote:
Scotty wrote:
No need for a new topic...
The permanence of the act of getting tattooed scared me. What if I made a "mistake"? What if I chose a design, and then regretted it later?I know this guy, not very well, but we run in concentric social circles. He's smart as hell but - yeah - those tattoos...
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#13 2011-03-02 21:06:55
"What if"? They are a bit fruity(literally), and would certainly look better frescoed on a wall framed by some tasteful velvet drapes, but at least they aren't goatse.
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#14 2011-03-03 06:43:58
I think you just like to read your own words.
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#15 2011-03-03 09:05:48
Stewart Larkin wrote:
The bung hole tat is nice.
I was just wondering if Tat artists charge extra for combat pay.
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#16 2011-03-03 09:46:57
Taint wrote:
I know this guy, not very well, but we run in concentric social circles. He's smart as hell but - yeah - those tattoos...
I ain't gonna lie, when I first saw his bald head I thought it was you.
In all honesty I think the grape vine idea is pretty cool. The back piece? I'm sure it meets more approval on Market St.
*EDIT* Just in case though, we need a hollandaise across your back showing unequivocally that this isn't you.
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#17 2011-03-03 10:25:14
Bigcat wrote:
I think you just like to read your own words.
So I've read many times, in your posts. Go fixate on someone your own size.
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#18 2011-03-03 14:47:20
I feel sorry for the young girls who have tats running up their legs, arms, and necks. Everything eventually goes out of style. Few things look worse than a 45 year old woman with ugly blue blotches where her "beautiful" tats used to be.
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#19 2011-03-03 16:32:42
My niece (from the clueless side of the family) got a tatto across her cleavage - most unfortunate.
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#20 2011-03-04 21:04:14
When I was 12 or so, my dad's best bud got liquored up one evening and got an eagle tattooed on his upper arm. Thing was crusted over with scabs the first time I saw it.
I never ever wanted to get one, after that.
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#21 2011-03-04 21:58:49
If you don't read Latin, don't worry, this is utter shit.
Bonus points if you can figure out what the second fucktard was trying to accomplish.
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#22 2011-03-04 22:20:47
Emmeran wrote:
My niece (from the clueless side of the family) got a tatto across her cleavage - most unfortunate.
I'll tell you unfortunate... Tattoo inks that induce a false Leukemia.
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#23 2011-03-04 22:59:27
CurtyCakes wrote:
Bonus points if you can figure out what the second fucktard was trying to accomplish.
Either make himself look like a total idiot or grow hair on his 23rd palm, possibly both.
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#24 2011-03-05 09:28:11
CurtyCakes wrote:
If you don't read Latin, don't worry, this is utter shit.
Bonus points if you can figure out what the second fucktard was trying to accomplish.
He wants to be the meanest motherfucker in the valley.
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#25 2011-03-08 17:01:09
I believe a Catholic priest had his alter boy tatooed with a message to his brother priests that goes something like: Everything in the shadow of this valley belongs to me. Go dip you wicks elsewhere and you will fear no evil.
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#26 2011-03-09 09:23:28
Emmeran wrote:
My niece (from the clueless side of the family) got a tatto across her cleavage - most unfortunate.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Speaking of, some of you here must have a tattoo here and there. Dhal has to have a unit insignia or two I would wager. Pony up, folks.
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#27 2011-03-09 20:17:38
Scotty wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
My niece (from the clueless side of the family) got a tatto across her cleavage - most unfortunate.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fuck Off
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