#151 2009-08-23 18:58:07
as far as beer, for whatever reason I have always stuck to this
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#152 2009-08-23 19:01:12
square wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
By the way, I took my first foray into homebrewing beer tonight. I'll let y'all know how it comes out in ~3 weeks.
Well‽
Crisp, cold, refreshing amber ale. Pleasant hints of orange up front of a light maltiness. Everyone who's tried one agrees that they are good. I've got a milk stout in bottles, now, and a brown ale in the fermenter.
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#153 2009-08-23 19:03:17
This is the proper thread.
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#154 2009-08-24 22:09:41
Be-Cause, times is hard, and the store didn't have J&B in the half-gallon.
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#155 2009-08-24 23:24:45
Ninkasi and Long Hammer IPA. Thanxs Bai!
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#156 2009-08-24 23:52:56
Water. Not bad, actually.
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#157 2009-08-25 05:10:58
Taint wrote:
Water. Not bad, actually.
Water "kicks ass". I drink betwixt ten to fifteen glasses a day when I'm out of beer.
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#158 2009-08-25 11:51:56
Ice cold half-caff with soy milk and lots of ice cubes for crunching.
Does it count that I buzzed my bud in the coffee grinder last night?
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#159 2009-08-25 12:14:09
Decadence wrote:
Taint wrote:
Water. Not bad, actually.
Water "kicks ass". I drink betwixt ten to fifteen glasses a day when I'm out of beer.
Living his life secretly as I.P. Freely....
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#160 2009-08-25 12:23:58
Nothing sadly - had to put a pause on the boozing so I could give up the ciggies.....
Could by why I'm so grumpy and cantakerous lately.
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#161 2009-08-25 23:38:14
This stuff rocks... The Americans have finally whooped the Scots in the whiskey battle...
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#162 2009-08-25 23:43:12
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This stuff rocks... The Americans have finally whooped the Scots in the whiskey battle...
"Finally" My ass. American whiskey has always been superior.
If the Scots had decent whiskey, they'd have been able to kick the English out a long damned time ago.
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#163 2009-08-26 02:18:00
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This stuff rocks... The Americans have finally whooped the Scots in the whiskey battle...
Dirck! You're alive! We worried so.
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#164 2009-08-26 05:04:40
Dusty wrote:
Living his life secretly as I.P. Freely....
That actually is the one bad "side-effect". I've noticed that on the days that I "throw back" a case of beer in-stead that I don't have to get up a couple of times during the night to urinate.
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
This stuff rocks... The Americans have finally whooped the Scots in the whiskey battle...
"Finally" My ass. American whiskey has always been superior.
If the Scots had decent whiskey, they'd have been able to kick the English out a long damned time ago.
Man, you guys are starting to sound like Bush-voting, my-country-right-or-wrong, trailer-dwellers*. I ex-pect as much from Dirck; But, you really dis-a-point here, Jesus (No wonder all of the in-breds seem to in-voke your name at a whim). Why do you hate the Speyside?
* Full Dis-Closure: I have lived - Quite briefly - in a trailer. Hey, money was "tight". We've all done things that we aren't ex-actly proud of in our time.
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#165 2009-08-26 05:54:39
You can take the Boy out of Tennessee but you can't take the Tennessee whiskey from His cold, dead hands.
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#166 2009-08-26 23:10:13
Taint wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
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This stuff rocks... The Americans have finally whooped the Scots in the whiskey battle...Dirck! You're alive! We worried so.
I'm alive!! I've just discovered the intoxicating effects of Knob Creek which leaves me little time to post. What have I missed out on?
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#167 2009-08-26 23:39:50
Dirckman wrote:
[What have I missed out on?
Foot-In-Ass has been rambling in-co-herently as usual, Sofie and I have passed most of the days "under the in-fluence", and Choad is still trying to fight city-hall. Oh, and, Fnord "came out" as a fudge-packer. Other than that, you really haven't missed much.
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#168 2009-10-26 23:02:18
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#169 2009-10-27 19:00:59
Tonight I'm alternating jiggers of el Jimador and bottles of Avery IPA. I'm about to go vaporize a bowl of stems. This will not end well.
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#170 2009-10-27 20:23:10
Got a fucking cold from my crotchfruit, I am sure. Otherwise I'd be drinking my homebrewed mead.
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#171 2009-10-27 20:26:34
Vaginator wrote:
Got a fucking cold from my crotchfruit, I am sure. Otherwise I'd be drinking my homebrewed mead.
I once drank a pint of generic brand robitussin. It took Me places.
I'm at I believe 4.5 jiggers of tequila and 3.5 bottles of 6% beer.
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#172 2009-10-27 20:33:33
Zwack. It's Jager but only better. I know, I know. You're saying, "How can any thing be better than Jager?" Well my friends, the Jesus found a way and he called it Zwack. I'm just guessing but I believe Zwack is Jewish for "virgin mom's are the shidizzle."
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#173 2009-10-28 08:35:04
Vaginator wrote:
Got a fucking cold from my crotchfruit, I am sure. Otherwise I'd be drinking my homebrewed mead.
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#174 2009-10-28 09:31:12
Homemade Belgian Tripel bittered with a huge dose of wormwood.
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#176 2011-02-03 01:15:55
Store bought mead, good but not as good as my own. I have two carboys waiting to be bottled as soon as the yeast gives up. There is also 28 pounds of Colorado wildflower honey that's been mumbling and hinting at me for several weeks now.
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#177 2011-02-03 01:34:10
Tall Paul wrote:
Store bought mead, good but not as good as my own. I have two carboys waiting to be bottled as soon as the yeast gives up. There is also 28 pounds of Colorado wildflower honey that's been mumbling and hinting at me for several weeks now.
I had a buddy in the local brew club that made the best mead ever from honey off my parents ranch. My mead supply got cut short because he and another friend had health problems and made a murder suicide pact. On Thanksgiving day they went out into the mountains, my buddy shot his cancer ridden friend in the head. The next step was for him to off himself, but he couldn't do it after seeing how much of a mess it made. Poor bastard is locked up now.
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#178 2011-02-03 09:02:16
Last night I tried the first batch of my cider that I did a secondary fermentation on with raisins, holly honey and grains of paradise. At about 12% it's moderately strong, and the spice flavors were all there, but it's still really young. Ill check back on it in about 6 months.
So I went back to the fridge and grabbed a double chocolate stout and that proved the perfect nightcap.
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#179 2011-02-04 08:45:31
Dirckman wrote:
I had a buddy in the local brew club that made the best mead ever from honey off my parents ranch. My mead supply got cut short because he and another friend had health problems and made a murder suicide pact. On Thanksgiving day they went out into the mountains, my buddy shot his cancer ridden friend in the head. The next step was for him to off himself, but he couldn't do it after seeing how much of a mess it made. Poor bastard is locked up now.
Every time Dirck posts something like this I swear it is him edging closer to confessing he killed CV.
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#180 2011-02-05 08:18:53
Anyone know how to make rootbeer?
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#181 2011-02-05 18:28:42
Bigcat wrote:
Anyone know how to make rootbeer?
Yes, I do. Get a bottle of extract and follow the directions. I tried to make it using roota and herbs once, but it was disappointing at best, toxic at worst. If you can find an A&W nearby, suborn a manager and get a carton of concentrate, but handle it carefully as it's mainly phosphoric acid.
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#182 2011-02-05 23:48:21
Real root beer is made from sassafras root. It provides an organic precursor for MDMA and also causes cancer like the good lord intended.
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#183 2011-02-06 00:15:58
opsec wrote:
Real root beer is made from sassafras root. It provides an organic precursor for MDMA and also causes cancer like the good lord intended.
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#184 2011-02-06 04:56:00
opsec wrote:
Real root beer is made from sassafras root. It provides an organic precursor for MDMA and also causes cancer like the good lord intended.
Sasparilla, sassafras, wild cherry bark, among a host of others more or less noxious.
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#185 2011-02-06 12:14:46
I use a combination of both the extract and a good dose of dried sassafrass root bark shavings and fresh cherry bark. It's easy to dig the sassafrass roots as they usually grow in sandy soil. 5 gallons takes about a double handfull of dried root bark shavings. Think carrot peelings.
Use about 2 cups of sugar to ferment and provide carbonation in the final product. Less if you put it in glass, but I serve from a stainless keg and it can take the extra pressure.
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#186 2011-02-06 18:31:03
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I use a combination of both the extract and a good dose of dried sassafrass root bark shavings and fresh cherry bark. It's easy to dig the sassafrass roots as they usually grow in sandy soil. 5 gallons takes about a double handfull of dried root bark shavings. Think carrot peelings.
Use about 2 cups of sugar to ferment and provide carbonation in the final product. Less if you put it in glass, but I serve from a stainless keg and it can take the extra pressure.
In the past I've used a standard beer wort or mead must with either extract or roots and bark added.
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#187 2011-02-06 19:26:56
and
(yeah, I know the Evan Williams is a cheap JD, but, still does the trick! The ad, of course, should say "Before Evan Williams and After Evan Williams...)
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#188 2011-02-06 20:38:04
I'm drinking Sake. Why? Because I can.
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#189 2011-02-22 15:23:36
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#190 2011-02-22 16:27:20
opsec wrote:
Real root beer is made from sassafras root. It provides an organic precursor for MDMA and also causes cancer like the good lord intended.
See, now that's perfect. I don't have to worry about the 2 packs of ciggies I smoke while drinking. The cancer would come anyway.
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#191 2011-02-26 05:37:34
I'm leaving my home of over 2 decades and are traveling to DC(Ashburn, VA) ...I'm leaving a girlfriend of 2-1/2 years(broke up when she found out, her decision), all my friends of 25 years...and my birthday is on Sunday(the day I leave)...so a friend got this load of anus to drink for high alcohol content, I haven't drank in 10+ years...and I'm remembering why.
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#192 2011-02-26 12:34:00
Good luck Forti. Hope you find someone to peg ya when you get there!
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#193 2011-02-26 15:06:56
Assburn is the endless burbs, Forti, of McMansions. Highest income region of a very high income region.
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#194 2011-02-27 01:11:33
fortinbras wrote:
I'm leaving my home of over 2 decades and are traveling to DC(Ashburn, VA) ...I'm leaving a girlfriend of 2-1/2 years(broke up when she found out, her decision), all my friends of 25 years...and my birthday is on Sunday(the day I leave)...so a friend got this load of anus to drink for high alcohol content, I haven't drank in 10+ years...and I'm remembering why.
A major life change. I wish you the best of luck.
You now probably qualify as a Beltway Bandit, so you must learn to either golf or drink. Choose wisely!
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#195 2011-03-05 17:32:55
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#196 2011-03-05 17:41:57
Tonight's choice:
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#197 2011-03-05 19:05:28
opsec wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
I'm leaving my home of over 2 decades and are traveling to DC(Ashburn, VA) ...I'm leaving a girlfriend of 2-1/2 years(broke up when she found out, her decision), all my friends of 25 years...and my birthday is on Sunday(the day I leave)...so a friend got this load of anus to drink for high alcohol content, I haven't drank in 10+ years...and I'm remembering why.
A major life change. I wish you the best of luck.
You now probably qualify as a Beltway Bandit, so you must learn to either golf or drink. Choose wisely!
Those activities are easily combined. I put on clinics.
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#198 2011-03-05 19:48:38
Not drinking it yet, but next to my computer are two 3 gallon carboys filled with honey must and chunks of previously frozen karin, or chinese quince. Karin-shu is a local tipple, and the smell coming out of the airlocks is heavenly!
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