#1 2008-11-25 22:10:34

Be sure to check out their cake.

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#2 2008-11-25 22:17:02

Fortinbras?

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#3 2008-11-25 22:22:06

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Originally Posted by kkingjayy 
Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

I love the comments....

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#4 2008-11-25 22:52:05

sic

They make the perfect "10" (if he's standing on the left, that is...)

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#6 2008-11-25 23:02:21

What was this doing on a mixed martial arts forum? Is she a practice dummy?

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#7 2008-11-25 23:11:03

Love is blind.  They look happy enough.

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#8 2008-11-25 23:14:56

Holy Fucking God My Eyes!!!!!!!

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#9 2008-11-25 23:57:56

He married a fat male mongoloid tranny with pattern baldness!

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#10 2008-11-26 06:57:52

Dmtdust wrote:

Love is blind.  They look happy enough.

Now I wish I was too. Holyfuckinugly.

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#11 2008-11-26 12:16:08

fnord wrote:

He married a fat male mongoloid tranny with pattern baldness!

That was kinda the point, Fnordie.

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#12 2008-11-27 08:02:58

fnord wrote:

He married a fat male mongoloid tranny with pattern baldness!

Oh, it's much worse than that.  Apparently, they bred ("As for children we have one on the way now . . .").  There ought to be a law.

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#13 2008-11-27 09:11:31

Wrecked my holiday.  Someday, Karen, I'll return the favor.

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#14 2008-11-27 09:50:35

Fled wrote:

Wrecked my holiday.  Someday, Karen, I'll return the favor.

Glad to be of assistance, m'dear.

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#15 2008-11-28 04:19:03

The Groom wrote:

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

I truly am glad for them that they seem so happy.  All the same, if it's possible to be sent to hell twice I'm definitely on the list after how hard I laughed at this quote.

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#16 2008-11-28 10:24:44

I think I know this girl from somewhere.  I want to say something work-related.

This is in Baltimore that they got married, and at the Officer's club up on APG...where years ago, I got married.

You can see the 'bond street wharf' on the building behind them in the boat picture.

HAHA.  I can't remember her name, but I know I've met her before.

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#17 2008-11-28 10:25:48

Decadence wrote:

fnord wrote:

He married a fat male mongoloid tranny with pattern baldness!

Oh, it's much worse than that.  Apparently, they bred ("As for children we have one on the way now . . .").  There ought to be a law.

Hey idiots, that's not really the guy's 'husband' posting on the forum.  He's trolling...

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#18 2008-11-28 12:53:20

Baltimore, eh? 

Anybody else here thinking John Waters?


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