"We want couples to intentionally walk, even run, toward the marriage bed and away from sin city."

What if you're a couple who actually live in Sin City and have an aversion to marriage?

Can I still have the sex? Because I can guarantee I'm better at it than the fundies.

Either way, I'm going to have the sex. I should go get some right now.


Aw, fuck it. Mr. Sofie's asleep.

But if he were awake, I'd be sexin' it up bigtime.

Maybe the morning. And I'm not gonna think about Jesus when I'm doing it, either.

I think the stupid minister is hoping for a large number of unplanned sprogs to force people to stay together, and incidentally to increase the size of his congregation.  What a nasty way to mess with people’s lives.

Isn't this the mega preacher who puts an American Standard up on stage to illustrate the difference from drinking from the bowl of sinful sex and good sex? This guy is a sick bastard. I am not a prude or anything, I like to watch a woman pee as much as the next man, but such obsession with fecal play is distatstefull in a lover or my minister.