#1 2008-11-13 17:13:39

I learn so much online! FOB means "fresh off the boat." These  are hilarious.

Me: Mom, so you know Barack Obama, he —
Mom: Huh?
Me: Obama. Barack Obama?
Mom: Oh, you mean the Pokemon?
Me: No! The guy running for president!!!

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#2 2008-11-13 19:02:04

FOB Mom wrote:

Don’t buy mommy and daddy Christmas presents this year. If anything, buy dad some long suck. We don’t need anything.

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#3 2008-11-13 19:31:46

I would totally buy and use a Morgan Freeman Grill.

Also, I think I may start to eat my popcorn with chopsticks.

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#4 2008-11-13 21:47:53

George Orr wrote:

I would totally buy and use a Morgan Freeman Grill.

Also, I think I may start to eat my popcorn with chopsticks.

You are so hot!!  Can I have a long suck?

Last edited by Emmeran (2008-11-13 21:48:30)

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#5 2008-11-14 00:31:01

That was hilarious.

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#6 2008-11-14 18:19:36

George Orr wrote:

I would totally buy and use a Morgan Freeman Grill.

As averse to the George Foreman grill? Tsk. It talks too much and acts like god.

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#7 2008-11-15 03:02:36

I still can't figure out how to use my Puff Daddy Waffle Dumper.

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