sofaking wrote:

I just wanted to gross everyone out.

Success! Artificially edulcorated, but success nonetheless.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

badperson wrote:

I transfer to United for my domestic flight home. I forgot about my treasure until I hit security. The TSA agent escorts me out of security and I check my carry on to the tune of $75.00 which the United ticket agent took great pride in being a cunt about.

You could have just offered to finish the bottle before going back through security.

In the frame of mind I was in at the time, I very nearly offered to use it to perform amateur plastic surgery on that cunt ticket agent's face. Her attitude still makes my blood boil a year later. Even more so because every single United employee (except for the flight crews) I encountered on my trip was rude, incompetent, and went out of their way to act like I had personally insulted them by flying their fucking airline.

Screw the alcohol. I'm still recovering from the pot brownie I ate last night.

After a bottle of Jager and can of Coke Zero

Banjo paddles off,  buck naked in his pirogue!

Tonight's dipsomaniacal activities were mostly dedicated to the Unibroue brewery in Que-beck.
Here's a couple you Yanks might not know:
This is Fin du Monde - The End of the World - a personal favourite. A triple fermented "golden ale" that carries a 9% punch. Yeah there's yeast n the bottom of the bottle so pour carefully.

And thisee here is Maudite - The Damned. It's an 8% "red ale," also bottle fermented. A bit yeasty, but you get used to it, and it has a complex offering of flavours.

Here's the Gift of God, a triple wheat, refermented in the bottle, smooth and rich and 9%.

And finally - damned delicious, but not from Unibroue, from Lindeman in Belge, a lambic framboise: 

but not as good as my all-time favourite specialty beer - Morte Subite (which sadly I didn't have tonight):


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WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tonight's dipsomaniacal activities were mostly dedicated to the Unibroue brewery in Que-beck.
Here's a couple you Yanks might not know:
This is Fin du Monde - The End of the World - a personal favourite. A triple fermented "golden ale" that carries a 9% punch. Yeah there's yeast n the bottom of the bottle so pour carefully.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … aillon.gif
And thisee here is Maudite - The Damned. It's an 8% "red ale," also bottle fermented. A bit yeasty, but you get used to it, and it has a complex offering of flavours.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … aillon.gif
Here's the Gift of God, a triple wheat, refermented in the bottle, smooth and rich and 9%.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … aillon.gif
And finally - damned delicious, but not from Unibroue, from Lindeman in Belge, a lambic framboise: 
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … e_bott.gif
but not as good as my all-time favourite specialty beer - Morte Subite (which sadly I didn't have tonight):
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_mortfram.jpg

I'm a personal fan of La Fin Du Monde myself.

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A friend of mine in the local brew club hooked me up with some mead he had made last Friday.  That stuff went down like sweet ambrosia and why it's not mass marketed is beyond me.  The same guy brews the best dark ale I have ever tasted and usually makes all of his drinks in ten gallon increments.

Sadness.  The southeast seems devoid of the below concoction because distributors are fucking stupid.

icangetyouatoe wrote:

The water drips onto the sugar cube above the absinthe.
http://i42.tinypic.com/k2om8j.jpg

My 4 spigot in action...


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jesusluvspegging wrote:

I gotta get one of those.

They are very handy.

Nice bottle of Linum B6 ya got there, JLP.  Not a big cold water fish eater are ya?

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Cheap-ass whiskey.  So go fuck yerself!

Can someone bring me some liquor?  There are three12-year-old boys at my house and they are getting on my nerves.  How anyone could possibly think of middle school boys as sexually desirable is beyond me.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

There are three12-year-old boys at my house and they are getting on my nerves.  How anyone could possibly think of middle school boys as sexually desirable is beyond me.

WORK IT GIRL!

Ew, ew, ew.

Guinness is crap.

MSG Tripps wrote:

Guinness can be very good.

Yeah, if you're already drunk.

MSG Tripps wrote:

Around the world you should go.

I will grant the possibility that in Ireland, Guinness does not suck.

In America, however, it does.

White Rum: cause you're a girl.

By the way, I took my first foray into homebrewing beer tonight.  I'll let y'all know how it comes out in ~3 weeks.

[sigh] Just plain ol' vodka. Switched down from 100º to 80. I yearn for the days when I could get "Devil's Springs" 190 proof. My liver probably wants to fall out my ass and file under the Witness Protection Program, claiming, "Help. He's trying to murder me."

That leaves a pair of kidneys to wreck. Muah-ha-hah.

I cannot stomach the flavor of mint in drinks.  Mint is a chewing gum and toothpaste flavor.  I have for years now been conditioned that you do not swallow that flavor.

*shudder*