#1 2008-06-19 02:41:57

The WASP injection knife.

This weapon injects a frozen ball of compressed gas approximately the size of a basketball at 850psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators.

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#2 2008-06-19 03:07:14

Yes, neat, in that "gives me the heebie-jeebies" kinda way.

* shudders *

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#3 2008-06-19 10:35:44

"WASP Injection Systems, Inc. does not condone the killing of innocent creatures."

Of course, as God, we'll leave you to decide any creature's guilt or innocence.

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#4 2008-06-19 12:25:40

Given the review here, "the WASP is ideally suited for:

* Special Ops Troops (Land or Sea)
* Downed Pilots Stranded In Open Water or Remote Forests
* Military Survival Kits
* S.W.A.T. and Special Police
* Security Guards"

With the exception of the "stranded somewhere," all the other uses suggest the animal on the business end of an instant embolism is of the bipedal primate variety.

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#5 2008-06-19 13:58:39

The WASP offers multiple handle options to fit your various applications.

Hmmmmmmm.  The red and black handles appear identical except for color.  Perhaps they're designed to color coordinate your outfit so you'll be lookin' good when you stab your adversary.


http://www.waspknife.com/images/tapered_red_12_sm.gifhttp://www.waspknife.com/images/tapered_black_12_sm.gif

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#6 2008-06-19 15:34:05

That is most likely the most painfully way I can think of to die. Im disappointed this is the first time I have seen one of these.

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#7 2008-07-20 22:20:35

More on the Wasp. It's freakin' out the British po-po now.

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