#1 2008-05-01 00:56:18
Attention crotchfruit enablers: High-Street, like many organized entities, must face the aging worker issue, and the sooner, the better. Asshat or not, this ought to be an useful implement to facilitate recruitment at an early age.
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#2 2008-05-01 01:09:02
I don't know, Sig. I found this one terrifying along the lines of Fnord's childhood nightmares thread.
http://www.letusteachkids.com/puppets/bible1.htm
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#3 2008-05-01 01:38:27
Well, I dunno 'bout anyone else, but I'VE always wanted to fist a butterfly. At least they offer a "Male Young" puppet, whatever the fuck that turns out to be. I'm just curious how they manage to attain this All o' God's Creatures inclusiveness without much care to the fact that arthropods like the tarantula and mantis are millions of years older than the dinosaurs.
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#4 2008-05-02 06:56:10
Square Bible with mouth on face
Naturally.
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#5 2008-05-02 07:08:08
Hmmm oral sex puppets?
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