#352 2013-09-03 02:42:25

Emmeran wrote:

Firestarter

......  a witches’ cauldron of taboo, disgust and moral outrage, all wrapped around a disturbing kernel of truth.

That would make a great High-Street banner.

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#357 2014-02-17 16:29:30

Well, after all, she was teaching physical education.

(Her nickname is probably "Dot")

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#358 2014-02-18 00:57:42

whosasailorthen wrote:

Well, after all, she was teaching physical education.

I'm guessing the boy came faster than a speeding bullet.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1616917.1392641226!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/teacher18n-1-web.jpg

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#359 2014-02-18 06:59:55

square wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Well, after all, she was teaching physical education.

I'm guessing the boy came faster than a speeding bullet.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_ … -1-web.jpg

Yes, but he probably came faster than a speeding bullet 43 times in the first hour.

Ah the cruelty of nature:  When you're a young man you can't get enough and the girls won't give it up.  Let a few decades pass and the women can't get enough and you aren't sure if you want to be bothered to get it up...

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#360 2014-02-18 18:06:50

I'm confused.  Aren't female gym teachers supposed to be seducing the girls?

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#362 2014-03-22 15:53:59

Yeah, pretty much Waffle House material.
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2014/03/21/dd/b8/LoriCarmichaelQuigley.jpg

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#363 2014-03-22 16:54:55

square wrote:

Yeah, pretty much Waffle House material.
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/ … uigley.jpg

Huh. I always thought IHop won that prize.

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#364 2014-03-23 07:39:12

choad wrote:

square wrote:

Yeah, pretty much Waffle House material.
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/ … uigley.jpg

Huh. I always thought IHop won that prize.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/wafflehouse.jpg

Regional choices...

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_roscoes.jpg

and don't forget Starvin Marvin's even if the brand has been retracted for a few years...

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#365 2014-03-23 10:17:48

square wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Well, after all, she was teaching physical education.

I'm guessing the boy came faster than a speeding bullet.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_ … -1-web.jpg

She got very frustrated with him because he kept trying to stick it in the wrong mole.

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#366 2014-05-09 22:46:08

http://www.elpasotimes.com/latestnews/c … nt-resigns

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I'd guess her ex will get custody of their daughter.

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#367 2014-05-10 10:22:24

If Miss Piggy there were to come on to me, I would have to give her the local people's version of "Hell No."  El Paso!

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#368 2014-05-10 13:56:29

Banjo wrote:

If Miss Piggy there were to come on to me, I would have to give her the local people's version of "Hell No."  El Paso!

If I'm 17, I'm not only fucking her, but her ugly sister too.

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#369 2014-05-10 14:20:14

Baywolfe wrote:

If I'm 17, I'm not only fucking her, but her ugly sister too.

It's not out of the question that one of us here may have done.

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#370 2014-06-03 21:11:01

Yeah. This guy has taken the whole teacher/student sex thing to an all new level. I know this area well. That guy most likely won't make it to trial.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_1401740577000-untitled-1-.png


http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/crime/20 … t/9879235/

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#371 2014-06-12 17:29:10

Language Arts teacher, eh?  Clearly she was a cunning linguist.

http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/gallery/n71f56-b88104904z.120140611205815000g1r2u9em.10.jpg

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#372 2014-10-02 07:51:16

https://cruelery.com/img/nommies.png


~ click ~

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#373 2014-10-02 09:10:37

Something something something two girls at once something something something one girl twice.

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#374 2014-10-02 11:07:36

XregnaR wrote:

Something something something two girls at once something something something one girl twice.

Fucking idiot - killing the geese that gave the threesome.  They should be set free and he should be caned.

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#375 2014-10-02 11:22:53

Talk about fucking up a good thing.  I hope the the little rat never gets another piece of ass in his lifetime.

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#377 2014-10-03 12:01:52

Yeah and they beat us in our only State championship appearance. Hot teachers, threesomes, state championships.  God I hate that school!

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#378 2014-10-05 11:27:01

phreddy wrote:

Talk about fucking up a good thing.  I hope the the little rat never gets another piece of ass in his lifetime.

Indeed.

The elder of two female Louisiana teachers charged with having group sex with a 16-year-old student wooed her colleague and brought the boy to the younger woman's apartment on the night of the incident, according to a jail booking report. ... Both teachers had intercourse with the boy in Rachel Respess' apartment, according to the Jefferson Parish jail booking records, with Shelley Dufresne "intimately kissing (Respess) in an attempt to arouse all parties involved," as the boy and the younger teacher had sex.

Yeow.... that's hawt!  Shelly's going down on Rachel while he's banging Rachel like a screen door. 

But I agree with others on the injury to this find young man... he will probably be scarred for life and may suffer deep regrets... but I think it will be for totally, utterly and completely fucking up a *seriously* good thing.  What a twat.

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#380 2014-10-15 19:56:36

phreddy wrote:

Talk about fucking up a good thing.  I hope the the little rat never gets another piece of ass in his lifetime.

Retard Remorse.

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#381 2014-10-15 22:35:31

Her is as good a place as any - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005MR … tl?ie=UTF8

Comments...

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#382 2014-10-16 02:24:02

XregnaR wrote:

Her is as good a place as any - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005MR … tl?ie=UTF8

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/economy.size.lube.png


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Thanks, economy size is just what we needed.

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#383 2014-10-21 14:09:25

Here we go again. Damn these girls are hot. What's their problem? They want to be popular all over again? Insane!

http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/pasad … 834566.php



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#384 2014-10-21 15:02:17

Banjo wrote:

Here we go again. Damn these girls are hot. What's their problem? They want to be popular all over again? Insane!

http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/pasad … 834566.php



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He saved Zehnder's phone numbers and they began texting.

Another idiot that fucked up a pretty good thing...

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#385 2014-10-21 15:43:21

She looks like a cross between Courtney Thorne-Smith and Liz Phair.

...fap, fap, fap...

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#387 2014-10-21 19:28:12

Banjo wrote:

Here we go again. Damn these girls are hot. What's their problem? They want to be popular all over again?

According to several non-student-fucking educators I've heard and read, that is exactly what they are doing.  They seem to be people for whom high school was the greatest time in their lives (gah, what a thought), and they want to re-live it.  They are over-friendly with students, overshare their own personal info with them, and insert themselves into their students' teenage dramas.  Eventually, most of them wind up having "affairs" with students.

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#388 2014-10-22 14:52:41

Moar!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 … ps=gravity

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#389 2014-10-23 23:49:25

Banjo wrote:

Here we go again. Damn these girls are hot. What's their problem? They want to be popular all over again? Insane!

http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/pasad … 834566.php



https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_622x350.jpg

You're right!  Hawt!

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_622x350.jpg

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#390 2014-11-26 19:19:46

At least our kids are learning something.

http://benswann.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Alexa-De-Armes-mugshot-WFLA.jpg


clicking will cost you $40 and a bottle of liquor

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#391 2014-12-11 10:54:40

I'd hit that

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#394 2015-02-18 19:11:45

Clearly not a cunning linguist.


https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/teacher1.jpg

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#395 2015-03-13 14:09:36

Sex Education Teacher convicted of giving blow job


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#396 2015-05-30 21:01:36

Show us your tits!


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/30/04/29313D4B00000578-0-image-a-43_1432956615678.jpg


☉click☉



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#397 2015-05-30 23:10:54

Link fail, TP.  Here's the article.

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#400 2016-04-14 15:01:32

Yeah, I'm gonna need to see those pictures before I believe this story.

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