http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_o_zfQcdgQ

NEWS FLASH!!!

LARRY KING IS GAY!!!!

...or at least he was...

Last edited by Lurker (2008-03-28 20:07:12)

George Orr wrote:

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/CRIME/03/28 … ho.vsp.jpg

This lovely specimen is the prime suspect in the Virginia highway shootings, among other crimes.

And even knowing what he's done, my first response to his mugshot was, "Daaaaaaaaaamn."

I used to live in that area, and the prolific human beauty there is just amazing, despite the fact that many of them (like this guy, apparently) are completely depraved.

I know, doesn't that just kill you to see these guys and think fuck! Yeah, I'd fuck that! But then of course, who knows what kind of twisted shit accompanies such a tryst. 

"Im just a country boy who keeps gettin his heart broken!!! Ive got my heart broken twice in less then a year... i dunno wat to do.... keep gettin my heart broke or stop caring!!! and i dont wanna stop caring."

Hmmm... illiterate, bet he fucks like a madman...

I thought Scott Peterson was hot, until I saw his dead-fish eyes and callous smirks during trial coverage...I can see why some women go for teh death-row types...no sex, but you don't have to pick up after them or bitch about the toilet seat.  BTW, What is it with that?  Srsly.

Last edited by Lurker (2008-03-28 20:33:55)

George Orr wrote:

So was Ken Bianchi...Bruh.

I have to admit, I miss the "clone" look... nowadays, it's just nostalgia...

George Orr wrote:

If you'd ever woken up in the dead of night needing to pee, blundered half-asleep (or three-quarters) into the bathroom without turning on the light, and sat down--to instantly get your ass half-stuck in the seatless toilet full of cold, cold water, you wouldn't have to ask.

Fair enough, but no, it's never happened, I've always had cats, (never had a girlfriend) and they love to sit on the seat, so it's always down....

George Orr wrote:

Oh, and I've been meaning to note: 

http://b.imagehost.org/0330/bfk8.jpg   http://b.imagehost.org/0330/bfk9.jpg

These?...are art.

Yeah, doncha know teh gays invented ART?  There had to be some kinda influence for those...

JINGLE BALLS...

hope this doesn't ruin xmas for anyone...

notice the low-budget "beards"

Last edited by Lurker (2008-03-29 19:44:09)

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you KNEW I was gonna go here, eventually....

now THAT was a good tuck job...

for all you gun-totin' horndogs...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn...

would sometimes scrub his penis until it bled

Ummm, by today's standards that would be somewhat unsafe...no?

"Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt," is expected to hit theaters in October 2008.

I am fucking dying here.

I gotta wait until October?!

Hmmm...  Nuclear Death wrote a song for me....well, it CAN'T be me, as you all know, I'm NOT in the closet....

Lurker In The Closet lyrics

Little boy with little penis
plays his organ in the dark;
his lust will forever be
with the feces of his homosexual lovers;
the boy will forever dine
on the feces of his homosexual lovers;
Little boy, perverted boy
don't grow up--- just die...

I've always been with him
in the dark, out of sight...
all these years he's sickened me
he's gone the way of the 'fairy'...
he's come out of the closet
and he's tasted his lover's penis
after it's been in his own anus...
the bastard sickens me--- I must leave...

So this is how the tale ends:
A boy grows up to be a man
who loves other men by way of anus...
and the monster in the closet comes out and leaves
taking with him the fairy man's penis
...feading it to the first hungry dog he finds...
"Wake up fairy man, your corpse smells..."

Things that make you go HMMMMM

Confucius wrote:

Before you embark on a journey of revenge...dig two graves.

Last edited by Lurker (2008-04-01 22:29:51)

More Dirty Pix for George Orr...

Last edited by Lurker (2008-04-03 22:04:36)

Last edited by Lurker (2008-04-03 22:07:07)

This seems more appropriate here than the pics thread.

Gay bombs:
Strong aphrodisiacs to cause "homosexual behavior"
"Gay bomb" is an informal name for a theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.

In 1994 the Wright Laboratory in Ohio produced a three-page proposal of a variety of possible nonlethal chemical weapons, which was later obtained—complete with marginal jottings and typos—by the Sunshine Project through a Freedom of Information Act request. In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behavior". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal". In its "New Discoveries Needed" section, the document implicitly acknowledges that no such chemicals are actually known.

FOR THE PREDATOR IN US ALL...

well, at least the GAY predator...

go ahead, click it, ya know ya wanna....

Did you see that good ol' Reverend Fred Phelps is getting his church taken away?  Seems he's having trouble paying the bill from the last lawsuit.

tojo2000 wrote:

Did you see that good ol' Reverend Fred Phelps is getting his church taken away?  Seems he's having trouble paying the bill from the last lawsuit.

What'd I tell y'all?  I tole ya.

click...

Something for the recovering Catholic....okay, by now you should know to click...

Last edited by Lurker (2008-04-08 21:01:42)

MSG Tripps wrote:

Something to fall short on.

Will you PLEASE join the 21st century?

are you off your meds?