Posted by Taint

Yes, Douche, as the first asshat on High Street, you win this beautiful dinette set:

Not only that, you also win this fabulous new stereo:

And, finally, you've won this beautiful new car!

Now Douche, you can say 'yes' and take all these incredible prizes home, or you can trade them for what's behind door No. 3. What's it gonna be?

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