#1 2008-01-04 20:22:26
Well, I have carried on the charade long enough, and I am now satisfied with the integration of my most recent - and quite possibly most sane - alter-ego, pALEPHx.
Henceforth, I officially retire the moniker New York Jew.
I intend to remain pALEPHx for the immediate future.
Please bear with me as I get into character and contradict myself.
Regards,
New York Jew
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#2 2008-01-04 20:41:16
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#3 2008-01-04 20:55:09
New York Jew wrote:
Well, I have carried on the charade long enough, and I am now satisfied with the integration of my most recent - and quite possibly most sane - alter-ego, pALEPHx.
I knew there more between you and Dirck than you were letting on. I can hear RT's heart broke sobs from here.
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#4 2008-01-04 21:47:35
This has been one of your most successful subterfuges. I had no idea the nerdy young gay Jew from Phoenix was the same person as the middle aged supposedly straight Jew from New York.
Edit: Now you will have me wondering if every male Jew on this board is another one of your personalities.
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#5 2008-01-04 22:17:18
Yeah yeah sure sure.
pALEPHx is gay as the proverbial goose.
Jewie never gets laid.
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#6 2008-01-04 22:34:26
New York Jew wrote:
Please bear with me as I get into character and contradict myself.
I've thought about it and decided, nah. I won't contradict me. I love me! Please help me continue my integration by deleting the account of NewYorkJew, so I can just be ME!
Montecore wrote:
pALEPHx is gay as the proverbial goose. Jewie never gets laid.
Careful. That might be interpreted as a compliment if it wasn't already a stereotype. Everyone already knows I only sleep with Fnord's dad.
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#7 2008-01-04 23:10:45
pALEPHx wrote:
I've thought about it and decided, nah. I won't contradict me. I love me! Please help me continue my integration by deleting the account of NewYorkJew, so I can just be ME!
Well played!
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#8 2008-01-04 23:15:45
pALEPHx wrote:
Everyone already knows I only sleep with Fnord's dad.
Only you would claim to be an Aryan faigehleh.
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#9 2008-01-05 01:55:18
Montecore wrote:
Only you would claim to be an Aryan faigehleh.
Nonsense. I never said I was the one on the bottom.
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#10 2008-01-05 01:59:53
Just as long as you don't cop to being Horse...
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#11 2008-01-05 02:00:13
Oh, wait, nevermind, I forgot. Monty is Horse.
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#12 2008-01-05 02:34:00
New York Jew/pALEPHx wrote:
Everyone already knows I only sleep with Fnord's dad.
I don’t know whose dick is filling up your ass, but it isn’t my dad’s. He was cremated and dumped into the ocean a long time ago. If he had turned gay at some point, I’m sure you wouldn’t be up to his standards.
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#13 2008-01-05 03:58:17
fnord wrote:
He was cremated and dumped into the ocean a long time ago.
I fished him out when you weren't looking and reconstituted him with a few heaping tablespoons full of Nestlé Quik. He's black now. And my bitch. Muah-ha-hah.
Wait...what was this thread about?
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#14 2008-01-05 06:11:48
PRO-grams git yer PRO-grams here! Can't tell one man from another without a PRO-gram! For just five dollars you get this beautiful booklet, printed on HIGH-gloss paper in glorious 32-bit color and it has EV'ryTHING you WANT to KNOW! You get bios of the forum posters for all three rings, and a FOLD-out diagram illustrating clearly the hierarchies of sockpuppet accounts! PRO-grams I gotcher PRO-grams here!
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#15 2008-01-05 14:11:42
Now I know why palePHxJewBn00b bothered the shit out of me so much. Because he is really Jewb's anus!
Good show, Jewb. You had me fooled. However, I would be worried that you can play an irritating assranger with such gusto.
Your banners, however, were stellar. Now do you think you could stop being so irritating?
RT
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#16 2008-01-05 14:52:29
Then it's probably time for me to confess that I'm actually Rcade. But I suspect you already knew that.
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#17 2008-01-06 14:17:25
Hi Taint! Erm, I mean Rogers.
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#18 2008-01-06 16:49:42
I am overcome by a profound feeling of I don't give a rat's ass.
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