1) I'm sorry to hear that RT, but I'm sure you gave the cat a wonderful life.

2) If you still have the body I have a great curry recipe

3) So how did you kill it?

That was my best shot at happy, disgusting and mean.



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This is something I posted a long time ago after goober lost a cat:

The old cat sleeps
in the newly arrived sun. One more spring
has come his way
dropping a solar bath
on failing kidneys, old cat bones.
I check for the rise and fall of breath.

Once he stalked hares
across the yard, tracked down
chicken hearts with split-lentil eyes.
Fearless, disinterested, a poseur, a demideity.
He and the dog are strangers still
after years of eating side by side.

I remember times of wailing
into my couch, alone
and utterly baffled by life,
when suddenly a cat
would be sitting on my head.

Last week I pulled him snarling
from under a chair in Dr. Bacon's office,
held him while she examined his dull coat,
felt his ribs. Pressed where it hurt.
Eight pounds of fur and bone and mad as hell
but "He's certainly less anxious in your lap,"
she murmured, astonishing me.
I had no idea. Old cat, old friend,
have I reached some place inside,
added to your life
as you have to mine?

ah297900 wrote:

This is something I posted a long time ago after goober lost a cat:

The old cat sleeps....

I'm not even going to quote the rest. What's next, Desiderata?

Gray wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

This is something I posted a long time ago after goober lost a cat:

The old cat sleeps....

I'm not even going to quote the rest. What's next, Desiderata?

I thought it was nice and well placed

Sad poems often make me horny.

opsec wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Sad poems often make me horny.

How often and how horny?  I mean exactly how many sad poems would I have to read, and how sad would they have to be?  Would the poems need to refer to kitties?  Can I use double entendres?  Chloroform?

I like chloroform.

Roger_That wrote:

So far so good peeps.

My room mate is Korean, Ops, I think that says it all.

Is this one married as well?

*EDIT*

Also,

MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

Amidoingitrite?

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Sorry to read that, and hopefully you'll be Kittened soon.

My room mate is female, sorry Scotty. 

I have two other owners at the moment, who have chosen to remind me that they still exist by breaking a dinner glass this evening.  All is well.  The circle of life continues.

USER wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Sad poems often make me horny.

Sickly old pussies, one is so sad
Watching two pussies shrivel is, oh so bad

Sadly for Roger, She"ll go through another
Betwinst her legs, she'll find the other

Something like that?

nice.

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This is probably a hat from the Cat Recipes thread but may serve to comfort you in your time of need R_T.

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Roger _That has a wonderful pussy
You would swear it tasted like sushi
Wasabi was applied
But her butt hole was denied
Maybe fresh ginger is the way into that tushie

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Hai, Woggah.
I'm real sorry about your cat, and also sorry I'm so late to the thread.  Been busy.
You asked for "the happy cat face," and I'm pretty sure you meant this:


Took me ages to find it.  You're welcome.

Also, here's one of the first cat photos I ever saw on the internet that completely cracked my shit up:


And finally, this:


I'm aware that there are no cats in this picture; however, for some reason it makes everyone I know giggle at least a little.

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