#1 2009-08-28 08:40:42
What the fuck? I haven't been here in so long that I don't remember how to do anything. Here's a link. It's super funny. I cried. I snorted a lot, too. It wasn't attractive. Don't forget to read parts 2 and 3. I'm not going to bother to check to see if this has been posted before, either. IN YO FACES.
Okay, there you go. I miss you guys. This is the older, gentler, Cruel, so I can say that, right?
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=30
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#2 2009-08-28 10:02:49
Every single time I mention CV Dirck logs into her profile to post some shit.
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#3 2009-08-28 10:52:30
Scotty wrote:
Every single time I mention CV Dirck logs into her profile to post some shit.
Where'd you mention me??? I FEEL FAMOUS.
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#4 2009-08-28 11:20:28
I am so fucking loving this site.
Don't Even Reply wrote:
I think the final straw was when the parrot called her a "stupid fat twat." She takes it personally, even though I tell her that she shouldn't be self-conscious just because a parrot thinks she is fat. Now I will admit that I trained it to say "nice cellulite, bitch."
High, Cherry!
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#5 2009-08-28 11:24:35
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Every single time I mention CV Dirck logs into her profile to post some shit.
Where'd you mention me??? I FEEL FAMOUS.
You are famous, Woman.
How's your baby? Having fun?
Good to see you!
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#6 2009-08-28 11:26:40
Decadence wrote:
I am so fucking loving this site.
Don't Even Reply wrote:
I think the final straw was when the parrot called her a "stupid fat twat." She takes it personally, even though I tell her that she shouldn't be self-conscious just because a parrot thinks she is fat. Now I will admit that I trained it to say "nice cellulite, bitch."
High, Cherry!
Hey, Dec! This one made me cry (literally): http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=62
and this one's pretty fabulous, too: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=51
"Did you dial 1 first?"
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#7 2009-08-28 11:33:14
sofaking wrote:
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Every single time I mention CV Dirck logs into her profile to post some shit.
Where'd you mention me??? I FEEL FAMOUS.
You are famous, Woman.
How's your baby? Having fun?
Good to see you!
Sofie! It's good to see you, too. The baby is awesome, thanks for asking. She's 7 months old now. She had colic for the first 3 months, and cried for 10 hours straight, and I was completely alone with her from 8 AM to 8 PM, aaaaaand she refused to sleep. So I'm a little startled that we're all still alive.
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#8 2009-08-28 17:46:37
Aawww, Cherry stopped by and I missed her because I just started a stupid job!
Stupid job.
Come by more often, Cherry!
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#9 2009-08-28 18:13:42
There are several things that I believe about Cruel/H-S.
One of them is that fnord is trolling the shit outta this place with his gehness.
Another is that Dirck buried CV in Montana somewhere several years ago.
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#10 2009-08-28 19:12:48
Scotty wrote:
Dirck buried CV in Montana somewhere several years ago.
Wyoming.
Hi, George! I was looking around for you. It's good to see you!
Does anyone know if Tiger stops by anymore? I lost my address book and can't remember her last name for the life of me; I've been wondering about her.
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#11 2009-08-28 19:56:34
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Does anyone know if Tiger stops by anymore? I lost my address book and can't remember her last name for the life of me; I've been wondering about her.
Tiger tunes in, turns on and drops back out now and then. Abuse her for neglecting us, won't you?
Do you all miss New York Jew?
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#12 2009-08-28 23:13:34
Hi cherry! Don't give them too much info on the murder, that was a private moment for us! I can't be too talkative cause my piece of shit laptop crashed this morning and i'm posting from an ipod touch.
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#13 2009-08-28 23:33:06
Oh. My. God.
Cherry Vah-NILL-ah!
How ya been, sweet thing? Back for more abuse, bitchery and tongue-lashings?
We can do that.
P.S. - Hey, Dirck!
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#14 2009-08-29 01:43:32
Dirckman wrote:
Hi cherry! Don't give them too much info on the murder, that was a private moment for us! I can't be too talkative cause my piece of shit laptop crashed this morning and i'm posting from an ipod touch.
I've been wondering what had happened to you. I just assumed you had found a trashier site and set up shop.
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#15 2009-08-29 21:06:31
Montecore wrote:
Oh. My. God.
Cherry Vah-NILL-ah!
How ya been, sweet thing? Back for more abuse, bitchery and tongue-lashings?
We can do that.
Montyhorse! How goes it? I've been in this other reality. I'm still in it. I can get plenty of abuse, bitchery and tongue lashings without resorting to the cyberwebinternetsxxx, though. If I'm feeling particularly masochistic I'll pop back in here and say something stupid. Vodka is usually what spurred me on in the past; I'll take donations.
Dirckman wrote:
Hi cherry! Don't give them too much info on the murder, that was a private moment for us! I can't be too talkative cause my piece of shit laptop crashed this morning and i'm posting from an ipod touch.
It was a Hallmark moment; a moment worthy of song and poetry, i.e. Delia. To think that they said you'd just leave me "rotten-crotched at a Denny's!" You sure showed them. I wish I could come back to life just so you could kill me all over again. (Check your pen name; I emailed you. FROM THE GRAVE.)
P.S. Dec, WHAT IS UP with all the hyphens? Have you had a stroke?
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#16 2009-08-29 22:39:48
Yes. Dec is stroking it all the time it seems.
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#17 2009-08-30 00:06:04
Heya Cherry... nice to see you girl, if just to disprove the whole dirck-is-a-murderer thing.
I'm so glad to hear you're passing on those gorgeous strawberry blonde genes!
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#18 2009-08-30 04:41:08
Dusty wrote:
Yes. Dec is stroking it all the time it seems.
Well, it's all-ways there just calling out for at-tention. Am I ex-pected to just ignore it?
Oh . . Wait . . . What were you talking about?
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#19 2009-09-03 20:41:56
Cherry Vanilla is pregnant with the sperm cocktail of Dirckman and myself in an extra wide turkey baster.
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