#2 2010-12-21 14:54:14
Eh? My Ex is a red-head
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#3 2010-12-21 15:56:28
They do seem to wince and scream a little bit more during the sessions.
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#4 2010-12-21 16:42:23
Redheads have an odd, oily smell about them. I've noticed it on just about every redhead I've been around. If you walk into a room that they frequent (bedroom, office, etc.) the smell hits you like a brick. The smell is really bad when they first wake up in the morning. They kind of smell like the clothes in a drawer that hasn't been opened in a while. In fact, that's probably the reason old clothes smell that way. The Ginger juice has started to seep out. The only other time I've really noticed that odor is when I walk into a room where someone (non-redhead) has been sleeping nonstop for a couple of days.
The blacks say white people smell funny to them. I believe this is the smell they are talking about. Probably all white people have this smell but it's really strong on the Gingers. It really makes me kind of queasy so I stay away from them as much as possible.
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#5 2010-12-21 17:31:27
Banjo wrote:
... so I stay away from them as much as possible.
A wise move. Just leave them to me. I know what to do with them and their ginger juices..
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#6 2010-12-21 20:01:29
Lookin' for a lass that's more likely to say 'ouch', Dusty?
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#7 2010-12-21 20:10:27
Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.
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#8 2010-12-21 20:54:42
I actually know the smell Banjo is describing I dated a redhead for a year and she had it. It's almost identical to the smell Native Americans have when they're wet.
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#9 2010-12-21 21:11:41
Banjo wrote:
Redheads have an odd, oily smell about them. I've noticed it on just about every redhead I've been around. If you walk into a room that they frequent (bedroom, office, etc.) the smell hits you like a brick. The smell is really bad when they first wake up in the morning. They kind of smell like the clothes in a drawer that hasn't been opened in a while. In fact, that's probably the reason old clothes smell that way. The Ginger juice has started to seep out. The only other time I've really noticed that odor is when I walk into a room where someone (non-redhead) has been sleeping nonstop for a couple of days.
The blacks say white people smell funny to them. I believe this is the smell they are talking about. Probably all white people have this smell but it's really strong on the Gingers. It really makes me kind of queasy so I stay away from them as much as possible.
You shut your filthy whore mouth!
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#10 2010-12-21 21:15:36
whosasailorthen wrote:
Lookin' for a lass that's more likely to say 'ouch', Dusty?
Naw. I was thinking of Scotty's examination room manners.
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#11 2010-12-21 22:02:47
Bigcat wrote:
Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.
Naw man. I'm dead ass serious. They smell like an old white "wife beater" that one would find in a consignment shop or maybe one of those trachea curtains that hang over neck stomas.
My sister was the unfortunate recipient of a rare family red head gene. She was the first of many that I noticed had the "odor." I would walk into her bedroom and swear she had been screwing a shad. It was a God awful oily scent that seemed to be spewing from her many freckles. Through my life's journeys I have repeatedly come across the same smell and a Ginger was always nearby.
The only other "white" scent that I have isolated and named is the "Church Breath." it seems every mature woman has it. It's that dehydrated hot breath that I only smell when I'm in church. I guess the power of the Lord somehow dries out the parotid glands. The smell is always overpowering and I find it hard to get me some salvation with that funk around.
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#12 2010-12-21 22:24:14
Banjo wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.
Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.
That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.
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#13 2010-12-21 22:38:11
Emmeran wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.
Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.
That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.
Instead of wine, you should pair that miso sweat with a nice sake.
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#14 2010-12-21 22:49:18
Emmeran wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.
Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.
That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.
Indeed... I wish he'd spread that news to all the world. In the words of Anthony Ray, "So they toss it and leave it.. and I pull up quick to retrieve it!"
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#15 2010-12-21 23:01:13
Good try, guys. I know you're not really serious about all this red headed love. You'll have to get up a lot oilier in the morning than that to pull a fast one on me. You do crack me up though.
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#16 2010-12-21 23:31:23
Put a black, a middle easterner, a red head and a brunette in a room and give me these four categories: B.O., Curry, Stinky Drawer, and Mons Tulip. Guaranteed, I can nostrilize each individual and their associated category within 30 seconds.
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#17 2010-12-22 01:42:31
Oh Banjo :(
I'm sorry you've confused the incredibly sexy scent of a redhead with Trimethylaminuria, but enough about your sister.
I can't speak to carrot tops, but there's nothing as sweet as strawberry blonde. This also goes for weed.
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#19 2010-12-22 02:36:40
Spam post removed, please ban this user!
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#20 2010-12-22 16:36:49
Red head pussy has a definite tang to it...
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#21 2010-12-22 16:51:11
whosasailorthen wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.
Indeed... I wish he'd spread that news to all the world. In the words of Anthony Ray, "So they toss it and leave it.. and I pull up quick to retrieve it!"
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I'm getting chafed here, y'all.
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#22 2010-12-22 23:18:00
Fid wrote:
Red head pussy has a definite tang to it...
Yes, my friend, a very delightful and demanding tang!
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#23 2010-12-23 07:42:26
My wife's a red head, and she smells great after she's wet.
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#24 2010-12-23 10:46:45
opsec wrote:
Oh Banjo :(
I'm sorry you've confused the incredibly sexy scent of a redhead with Trimethylaminuria, but enough about your sister.
I can't speak to carrot tops, but there's nothing as sweet as strawberry blonde. This also goes for weed.
True Dat.
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#25 2010-12-23 12:53:47
Vaginator wrote:
My wife's a red head, and she smells great after she's wet.
What nozzle do you use when you hose her down? I prefer the hose attachments that are adjustable to a very high intensity and concentrated blast. That nozzle and a good high quality detergent will knock the stank right off.
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#26 2010-12-23 13:14:09
Banjo, I know it's difficult in LA to find twelve people who think stealing is a crime but what about "He needed killin'"?
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#27 2010-12-23 13:28:18
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#28 2010-12-23 15:38:31
Since no-body else has bothered to post 'Merica's favorite red-head . . .
And, is it just me, or does Lily Cole's head look way too large for her body?
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#29 2010-12-23 19:08:18
Scotty wrote:
Banjo, I know it's difficult in LA to find twelve people who think stealing is a crime but what about "He needed killin'"?
Come again? I'm confused.
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#30 2010-12-23 20:20:53
Decadence wrote:
Since no-body else has bothered to post 'Merica's favorite red-head . . .
https://cruelery.com/uploads/167_christ … cks007.jpg
And, is it just me, or does Lily Cole's head look way too large for her body?
There can be only one!
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#31 2010-12-23 21:00:28
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#32 2010-12-23 23:02:38
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#33 2012-03-02 18:45:17
Here's a short thread of delightful stank or peculiar pong, respective of your nose, at the top of the charts ever after without a post.
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#34 2012-03-04 06:46:52
What I don't understand is why female gingers are usually good looking, and male gingers are almost always extraordinarily ugly.
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#35 2012-03-04 07:50:54
'Tis in-deed a mystery that.
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#36 2012-03-04 11:13:11
fnord wrote:
What I don't understand is why female gingers are usually good looking, and male gingers are almost always extraordinarily ugly.
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#38 2012-03-06 12:03:08
Thank freakin' God. I had, not one but two ginger stewardess' last week. I felt like I was inside the belly of Jonah's whale the entire trip.
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#39 2012-03-07 00:46:57
I have to say that even as one that is so entranced that he married a ginger, and she's as crazy as advertised, a significant majority of ginger girls are chubby and ugly. The hot ones are a rare bit indeed...
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#40 2012-03-07 01:08:22
Emmeran wrote:
...a significant majority of ginger girls are chubby and ugly. The hot ones are a rare bit indeed...
Actually, there's a genetic reason for that (really). It so happens that the gene for red hair and the gene for a defined type of fat accumulation are twinned and are therefore more often than not found together. So it's not by chance... I suppose you could call it 'intelligent design'.
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#41 2012-03-07 01:09:48
whosasailorthen wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
...a significant majority of ginger girls are chubby and ugly. The hot ones are a rare bit indeed...
Actually, there's a genetic reason for that (really). It so happens that the gene for red hair and the gene for a defined type of fat accumulation are twinned and are therefore more often than not found together. So it's not by chance... I suppose you could call it 'intelligent design'.
and therefore I hate God.
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#42 2012-03-11 11:54:16
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#43 2012-03-11 12:08:52
Cripes, Choad, you were a busy boy. (fap fap)
I guess you liked some more than others as you posted duplicates.
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#45 2012-03-11 12:26:04
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#46 2012-03-11 13:56:32
Real redheads have freckles. It makes the look, too. :)
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#47 2012-03-11 17:24:08
whosasailorthen wrote:
Real redheads have freckles. It makes the look, too. :)
Another obvious marker is their teeth tend to be a couple of shades yellower than your normal woman. I've also noticed most red heads have larger than normal teeth and the front teeth are extremely serrated.
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#48 2012-03-11 19:02:32
Banjo wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Real redheads have freckles. It makes the look, too. :)
Another obvious marker is their teeth tend to be a couple of shades yellower than your normal woman. I've also noticed most red heads have larger than normal teeth and the front teeth are extremely serrated.
Sounds like you have the bite marks to prove it.
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#50 2012-03-13 11:15:14
choad wrote:
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Ginger Genius
Up Next...
(Question: How do you misspell genius so it looks like moran?)
Well Mr. Genius you could start by spelling moron correctly.
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