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| Fuck Jew. | 25% - 10 | |||||
| Wait, you're not New York Jew. | 15% - 6 | |||||
| Didn't Jew have an affair with Roger That? | 10% - 4 | |||||
| Jew is Horseonovich. | 12% - 5 | |||||
| Who is Horseonovich? | 2% - 1 | |||||
| Yeah! Yay NYJ! We miss you tons! | 10% - 4 | |||||
| Hi Tiger! | 5% - 2 | |||||
| Whatsamatter Jew, forgot your password again? | 20% - 8 | |||||
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#1 2009-03-06 16:31:51
Hi Folks. Just checking in. Hope all is well. Please, if I've missed any major dramatic happenings (Dirkman being arrested for childporn, for example) please let me know.
Yes, it is me. I would have logged in as New York Jew, but....well...you know, it's been awhile. My mind is like a sieve.
NYJ
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#2 2009-03-06 16:49:47
Hey, Jew, welcome back!
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#3 2009-03-06 16:49:52
JEW wrote:
Hi Folks. Just checking in. Hope all is well. Please, if I've missed any major dramatic happenings (Dirkman being arrested for childporn, for example) please let me know.
Yes, it is me. I would have logged in as New York Jew, but....well...you know, it's been awhile. My mind is like a sieve.
NYJ
What Jew been doin'?
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#4 2009-03-06 18:45:11
Jew been hangin' out, runnin' round....huntin' pootitang, pining for Horsey...the usual!
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#5 2009-03-06 19:00:26
JEW wrote:
Jew been hangin' out, runnin' round....huntin' pootitang, pining for Horsey...the usual!
Alas, Horse is BANISHED from the land of High Street.
They still love me, though!
Choad and I are like home-skillets. We hang out on the weekends and I drink all his PBR's.
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#6 2009-03-06 20:39:59
The New York Jew personality is contesting the pALEPHx personality for control of the body they share! It’s an interesting match up, because the Jew personality has stated that the pALEPHx personality is a part of him, yet the pALEPHx persona doesn’t seem to be aware of its connection with the New York Jew personality.
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#7 2009-03-06 20:53:13
fnord wrote:
The New York Jew personality is contesting the pALEPHx personality for control of the body they share! It’s an interesting match up, because the Jew personality has stated that the pALEPHx personality is a part of him, yet the pALEPHx persona doesn’t seem to be aware of its connection with the New York Jew personality.
Man, you miss so much if you go away for a year or two.
It is kinda like some really sick kinda soap opera around this bitch.
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#8 2009-03-07 00:37:44
You forgot the category "Who the fuck cares?"
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#9 2009-03-09 13:39:43
Hi Jew!
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#10 2009-03-09 15:58:37
tigerlily wrote:
Hi Jew!
Holy shit, how're you doing, sweet pea? Place ain't been the same without you. George, where'd that greet cat of yours get off to?
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#11 2009-03-09 22:03:46
TIIIIIIII-GERRRRRR!!!etc.
So goodta seeya! I got a job! Can't be around much this week! Please fill in for me! Thanks!
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#12 2009-03-09 22:17:17
tigerlily wrote:
Hi Jew!
As much as I love this little lady, I'm a bit freaked out that the ONLY time she manages to post here is when NYJ shows up.
I think Lil is Jew.
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#13 2009-03-09 23:09:21
Scotty wrote:
tigerlily wrote:
Hi Jew!
As much as I love this little lady, I'm a bit freaked out that the ONLY time she manages to post here is when NYJ shows up.
I think Lil is Jew.
Damn! And I was so careful not to reveal yet another secret Jew persona! Yes, I am in fact Tiger. You can all put your mushy penises away now (that includes you, George....we know that huge knob isn't an "unnaturally large clitoris" no mater how hard you try to convince us....)
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#14 2009-03-09 23:10:20
Oh, and Hi Tiger! (must maintain the smoke and mirrors....)
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#15 2009-03-09 23:14:18
fnord wrote:
The New York Jew personality is contesting the pALEPHx personality for control of the body they share! It’s an interesting match up, because the Jew personality has stated that the pALEPHx personality is a part of him, yet the pALEPHx persona doesn’t seem to be aware of its connection with the New York Jew personality.
Hey, Fnord - long time! Say, how are you liking that ultra-hip, soulful, super-popular President BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA???? (I was so pleased to cast my vote for him. First time I've ever wished I could vote more than once.)
Did you run out and get your hood mended on election day, Mr. Klanman? You must be having fits in your fucking sleep!
Ha, ha!
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#16 2009-03-09 23:19:37
Only one way we can verify your identity, "Jew".
Put your tits away and show us your Martins.
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#17 2009-03-09 23:19:59
JEW wrote:
Damn! And I was so careful not to reveal yet another secret Jew persona! Yes, I am in fact Tiger.
You misunderstand. I said Lil was you. Big difference between you being Horse.
Insane fucker.
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#18 2009-03-09 23:44:58
Scotty wrote:
JEW wrote:
Damn! And I was so careful not to reveal yet another secret Jew persona! Yes, I am in fact Tiger.
You misunderstand. I said Lil was you. Big difference between you being Horse.
Insane fucker.
How the hell did you know I was horse? Is my fat showing?
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#19 2009-03-09 23:47:01
choad wrote:
Only one way we can verify your identity, "Jew".
Put your tits away and show us your Martins.
Ha! Until recently, I could have shown you that very same photo from days of yore, but I did delete it from an old memory card not too many months ago, thinking I would never again need to show my Martins.
Bad timing, I suppose.
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#20 2009-03-09 23:56:00
I have to say, it kinda excites me that Horsey, though not with us here today, is still out there, shoveling his shit for the kids on internets 2.0. Why, a quick google of 'horseonovich' lead me just now to this very recent Star Trek related item, in which our equine friend makes an appearance as commenter extraordinaire:
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/new-st … ailer-6326
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#21 2009-03-10 00:03:00
Ei ei Jew you old chamoole!!! We all thought you had farhshvindn from this farkakte message board!!! Sorry if that doesn't make any sense, my Yiddish is a bit drek....
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#22 2009-03-10 00:45:58
George Orr wrote:
TIIIIIIII-GERRRRRR!!!etc.
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8043/mongcatse6.jpg
So goodta seeya! I got a job! Can't be around much this week! Please fill in for me! Thanks!
You're employed? Congratulations! Does this mean you'll be downloading porn at work now?
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#23 2009-03-10 03:03:20
Hi Jew... we missed you. I must need more range time.
Tigger, a two word post from you is like manna from heaven. ... ... HEY, I'm JEALOUS. I really need more range time.
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#24 2009-03-10 14:57:14
Hi choad! Hi George! Hi Ops! Hi Scotty! Hell, no, I ain't Jew. I really did just happen by the board yesterday, for the first time in many moons. Must've been, like, you know, ESP or something.
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#25 2009-03-30 23:11:58
tigerlily wrote:
Hi choad! Hi George! Hi Ops! Hi Scotty! Hell, no, I ain't Jew. I really did just happen by the board yesterday, for the first time in many moons. Must've been, like, you know, ESP or something.
I have always loved you, tiger...!
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#26 2009-04-01 13:08:41
Hi Lily
Hi Jew
Stick around and stir some shit. We need a little new old blood to liven up the dialogue.
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#27 2009-04-01 13:23:57
phreddy wrote:
Hi Lily
Hi Jew
Stick around and stir some shit. We need a little new old blood to liven up the dialogue.
Talking about shit stirring, where have you been, and why haven't you been here. Don't leave again Phwed.
Dusty.
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#28 2009-04-01 17:14:37
Dmtdust wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Hi Lily
Hi Jew
Stick around and stir some shit. We need a little new old blood to liven up the dialogue.Talking about shit stirring, where have you been, and why haven't you been here. Don't leave again Phwed.
Dusty.
Thanks Dusty, it's nice to be missed. I had a big job to finish at work. This is where I normally log on, so this job got in the way of my recreational shit stirring. I'm back to fucking off at my usual rate.
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#29 2009-04-01 17:34:35
Well I am happy you are back. Nothing like having someone stir the shit from the other side of the pot!
D
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#30 2009-04-01 19:54:31
What? is the moon reaching the apex of weird? Jew and Tiger within a few posts. What's next, Lion lying with the lambs, dogs sleeping with cats?
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#31 2009-04-02 05:25:57
(well, perhaps if he were actually "here" and contributing to more than one self-indulgent thread, then I might be motivated to have "missed" him...otherwise, fuck you and all the other nits who drop in out of the sky to gather accolades that you wrote something, on a completely different site, once upon a time)
[the preceding was brought to you by one largely ignored birthday and the requisite dosage of 100º vodka]
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#32 2009-04-02 19:50:59
Happy birthday, Pale!
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#33 2009-04-03 01:25:00
Thank you, dear.
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