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Would you "pay it forward?"

Yes

29% - 5
Fuck you!

70% - 12
Total: 17

#1 2008-10-12 22:13:57

http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=/vid … orward.kgw
Would you "pay it forward," as the man asked?

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#2 2008-10-13 03:55:29

The buck has to stop somewhere, might as well be here.

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#3 2008-10-13 04:17:28

Maudlin bullshit. Help people when they need help, not when you need attention.

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#4 2008-10-13 11:03:24

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Help people when they need help, not when you need attention.

Very nicely put, although I doubt our earnest gas-buyer turned that camera on himself.

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#5 2008-10-13 12:01:30

George Orr wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Help people when they need help, not when you need attention.

Very nicely put, although I doubt our earnest gas-buyer turned that camera on himself.

Regardless. His philanthropy is of the extroverted kind. "Look at me, look at me! I'm a good and thoughtful little faggot who is personally changing the world!" If he came up to me at the pumps I'd smash his ugly little face, take his wallet, and leave him bleeding on the ground with a sign kicked up his ass that read: I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

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#6 2008-10-13 12:20:47

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

George Orr wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Help people when they need help, not when you need attention.

Very nicely put, although I doubt our earnest gas-buyer turned that camera on himself.

Regardless. His philanthropy is of the extroverted kind. "Look at me, look at me! I'm a good and thoughtful little faggot who is personally changing the world!" If he came up to me at the pumps I'd smash his ugly little face, take his wallet, and leave him bleeding on the ground with a sign kicked up his ass that read: I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

Attention whore.

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#7 2008-10-13 12:27:20

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

George Orr wrote:


Very nicely put, although I doubt our earnest gas-buyer turned that camera on himself.

Regardless. His philanthropy is of the extroverted kind. "Look at me, look at me! I'm a good and thoughtful little faggot who is personally changing the world!" If he came up to me at the pumps I'd smash his ugly little face, take his wallet, and leave him bleeding on the ground with a sign kicked up his ass that read: I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

Attention whore.

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#8 2008-10-13 12:58:55

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

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I think the comment being offered was that you'd made your point rather well already. There was no need to belabor it. Or beat it down.

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#9 2008-10-13 13:01:32

pALEPHx wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging      Clergy              1855      2007-10-02
WilberCuntLicker      ------------      1562      2007-10-23

I think the comment being offered was that you'd made your point rather well already. There was no need to belabor it. Or beat it down.

Granted, the need was personal. Fucks like that poison the real well of human kindness. You can be certain that the TV appearance is the proudest moment of his life. He deserves a good beating.

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#10 2008-10-13 13:09:40

Public beatings are attention whoring.

If you were gonna do it in an "introverted" manner, then you'd have followed him home and beat him up there.

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#11 2008-10-13 13:53:41

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Public beatings are attention whoring.

If you were gonna do it in an "introverted" manner, then you'd have followed him home and beat him up there.

Nah...that would be too much like my sex life.

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#12 2008-10-13 14:05:06

The last time I heard about a pay it forward stunt like this, it was a Chik-fil-a and it was started as a form of viral marketing.

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#13 2008-10-13 14:38:16

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

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WilberCuntLicker has no handle.  Can this be remedied?

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#14 2008-10-13 14:40:10

Actually I have quite a large...oh...I see what you mean.

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#15 2008-10-13 16:16:37

Hillbilly Logophile

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#16 2008-10-13 16:18:40

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Hillbilly Logophile

I like that.

Btw, who made the Ptah banner?  It's hilarious.

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#17 2008-10-13 16:27:18

Hillbilly?
I'm not protesting...I just don't understand.

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#18 2008-10-13 16:29:57

So I've gathered from your posts that you're some kind of living-off-your-root-garden Canuck reading HS over dialup, hence hillbilly.

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#19 2008-10-13 16:32:23

Hmmmm...well...other than the fact that I don't have a garden and I do have broadband it all makes sense now....

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#20 2008-10-13 16:36:07

The only appropriate handle would be "Sesquipedo."

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#21 2008-10-13 16:37:42

George Orr wrote:

"Sesquipedo"

Bingo.

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#22 2008-10-13 17:02:37

Yeah I knew that's what we were going to end up with, but I thought I'd offer mine up anyway.

Every time I read one of Wilber's posts I picture a toothless hillbilly hunt-and-pecking at an Underwood typewriter in a shack in the middle of the woods.  Inaccurate though it may be, I think it conveys the espirit de trolle of his chosen persona.

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#23 2008-10-13 17:09:24

jesusluvspegging wrote:

....  hunt-and-pecking at an Underwood typewriter in a shack in the middle of the woods.

I am more reminded of Dr. Ted [Kaczynski].

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#24 2008-10-13 17:20:11

MSG Tripps wrote:

George Orr wrote:

"Sesquipedo"

Bingo.

It is done.

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#25 2008-10-13 17:21:30

MSG Tripps wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

....  hunt-and-pecking at an Underwood typewriter in a shack in the middle of the woods.

I am more reminded of Dr. Ted [Kaczynski].

That's more or less what I was describing, only your mental image has most of its teeth.

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#26 2008-10-13 17:27:04

MSG Tripps wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

....  hunt-and-pecking at an Underwood typewriter in a shack in the middle of the woods.

I am more reminded of Dr. Ted [Kaczynski].

Thanks! I never agreed with Ted's methods (if I decide to start killing people I'll put a proper scope on the old L42 and find myself a few deserving targets), but I still appreciate the compliment.

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#27 2008-10-13 18:25:54

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Yeah I knew that's what we were going to end up with, but I thought I'd offer mine up anyway.

Every time I read one of Wilber's posts I picture a toothless hillbilly hunt-and-pecking at an Underwood typewriter in a shack in the middle of the woods.  Inaccurate though it may be, I think it conveys the espirit de trolle of his chosen persona.

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#28 2008-10-13 18:39:43

Thank you all.
I'm gratified...and teary eyed.
I will attempt to stop typing 100wpm in favour of the single-digit method, and I will certainly find myself an over-sized magnifying glass. My penchant for polysyllabic verbosity will remain what it is, but I will do my utmost to contribute a bit more of this:

                                                                                 Ain't she a cutie?

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#29 2008-10-14 00:51:12

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Ain't she a cutie?

I get cavities just listening to her. Leave the sickly sweet trollops to Princess Bullshit.

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#30 2008-10-14 01:09:20

pALEPHx wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Ain't she a cutie?

I get cavities just listening to her. Leave the sickly sweet trollops to Princess Bullshit.

Well...you're probably not going to like this then....

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#31 2008-10-14 07:06:59

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

We know, but that doesn't set you apart here.

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#32 2008-10-14 08:20:52

Fled wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

We know, but that doesn't set you apart here.

This from Phreddy's Chinese sock puppet. Don't think I haven't noticed.

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