Just a coupla post-response-to-moi's-last-2-posts observations.  I will try to be brief.

The two biggest broken-record sounding cunts on the board, from what I've seen, are Zookie  (yes, z-o-o-k-ie ye be and zookie ye shall remain)  and Lechero.  If you kindly review their posts, both are exhibiting quite a bit of consternation.  It does my heart good.  Zookie is just in total denial, while Lechero seems to have lost his ability to say anything that's actually funny.

The best shot he took was to attempt to critique what moi said to him, and I quote: Go fuck yourself.  He didn't note as well how I tagged on my invitation for a beer, which thus negates some of the power of the "go fuck yourself" part.  In other words, folks, he FAILED to see my overture of friendship and kindness.  Rather, he blathered on blindly in banal and bloated rage-bloviations  (and the's *all* the po'tree y'all'll be getting from moi this evening, Lech).   Back to Zookie for a sec: Dude, you need to get over it now.  If you go back and just skim the entire thread, and take a sober look at your occasional insertions, you're really making youself out to be a bit of an ass. 

Honorable mention goes to RT for shear number of times she has said (here paraphrased for your convenience): Aww, shucks, go ahead and ban him again and see if I care. 

I am counting about 12 times unless I wax mistaken-inical. 

At any rate, it truly feels like home now, and I am well pleased.   Hats off to the administrators for a marvelous little site. 

GHL to one and all, and to one and all: GHL

Last edited by Horseonovich (2007-10-08 18:47:19)

Wu'd moi just finish saying above, folks ... huh?  Huh?   It's almost like clairvoyance or some shit:

Roger_That wrote:
again like i said if u want 2 get some1 2 unban fine...i am ok with it or you could just not read his posts....or bring back the horse free browsert.

Last edited by Horseonovich (2007-10-08 18:49:32)

Roger_That wrote:

...or you could just not read his posts.

I sort of do that already.  I never read more than the first 80 characters of Horsey's crap.  After that it is reduced to a faint buzz I ignore and move on.  I want him banned because he's an ass-hole and an attention whore.  You fucked up Cruel by bringing him over from Drudge.  Now you've gone and reversed his ban here.  Admit it Smitty.  You are secretly in love with Horse.  I bet you'd even show him your FPB (Fabled Puckerd Star) given the chance.

Roger_That wrote:

I am simply trying to say, stop bitching and reban, or STFU and deal with it.

OK, where's the "Reban" button?  You said tell Choad or Sofie and more than one of us posted "Yes, please re-ban him."  Nothing happened.  I assume if you had the power to un-ban him then you have the power to re-ban him.  So rather than telling those of us who don't have that power to do it, how about you do it yourself?  Or am I mistaken in understanding that you are able to un-ban him (either due to lacking access or the heart to do so)?

I can reban himm just as easy as the rest can reban him.  I just choose not to.  Apparently so do they.  Guess the powers that be have spoken...

nothing 2 see here...

it worked fine... it must have been a blip...

Roger_That wrote:

I can reban himm just as easy as the rest can reban him.  I just choose not to.  Apparently so do they.  Guess the powers that be have spoken...

Horse hockey. Tommy Torture™ continues

Less than 30 members voted, the count stands at roughly 60%/40%, and Zookeeper walked away mad.

Horse behaves or there's a mad battle to see who gets to pull the plug. [Hey, hey, get it? I said... yeah, never mind.]

Zooksters perpetual state.  And I thought Lurker was a drama queen.

The best shot he took was to attempt to critique what moi said to him, and I quote: Go fuck yourself.  He didn't note as well how I tagged on my invitation for a beer, which thus negates some of the power of the "go fuck yourself" part.  In other words, folks, he FAILED to see my overture of friendship and kindness.  Rather, he blathered on blindly in banal and bloated rage-bloviations  (and the's *all* the po'tree y'all'll be getting from moi this evening, Lech).

No consternation here, sucker. Regrettably (or thankfully)  I don't visit these here parts often enough to really care. While I'm opposed to censorship in principle, I think it's fun fun times when censorship is discriminatingly applied to you. If the regulars aren't bored and want to keep ya, bully for them.

As for having a beer and kindling a friendship with you, I fear that experience would be like hugging a tard boy with bad BO and a fresh stinky load squishing around in his Fruit of the Loom. That sounds great, let me check my calendar...

Oh yeah, love how your spleen splashing in response to my post seems more descriptive of your own post. Does it make you flustered when I touch you there, Tom? C'mon show me your word power that used to dazzle the ladies at the Fishkill Poets Society.

Last edited by lechero (2007-10-08 20:32:07)

lechero wrote:

As for having a beer and kindling a friendship with you, I fear that experience would be like hugging a tard boy with bad BO and a fresh stinky load squishing around in his Fruit of the Loom. That sounds great, let me check my calendar...

Oh yeah, love how your spleen splashing in response to my post seems more descriptive of your own post. Does it make you flustered when I touch you there, Tom? C'mon show me your word power that used to dazzle the ladies at the Fishkill Poets Society.

BWAHAHAHA!

Zookeeper wrote:

Still, a killfile option sure would be nice...

Ok. The subject is a headache.

So what do you need to relaunch Top Poster?

edit: CRAP. Went in search of a punbb killfile function and found only one, 2-year-old post. Posted by me.

Zookeeper, email me what will make it easiest for you to compile Top Poster stats and I'll try to write a twit filter. Failing that, I'll see if I can pilfer rcade's.

Zookeeper wrote:

I don't know if the engine High Street uses would accommodate that sort of thing.

Sure and thank you. RSS is - in no small measure thanks to rcade himself - child's play.

Montecore wrote:

Why do you think we do it?

I haven't read these six pages but if Monty is here the doesn't that mean Horse is here?

Montecore wrote:

Old Man Scrotey, dat Old Man Scrotey...

How the hell are ya?  Still giving free adjustments to the young?

Check my Username title.