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| No. If it's legal, I want to post it. | 86% - 33 | |||||
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#101 2007-11-25 23:57:05
Dmtdust wrote:
feisty wrote:
Two posts up is someone playing cramming asshole. :) Really, isn't it nice to be so well provided for that we can sit and have these long, drawn out, but ultimately worthless conversations online? We are pretty high up in the Maslow Hierarchy of needs, my friends. Pretty high up indeed.
As far as my needs go, I never tried that position anally. Wow, I am feeling kinda deprived right now.
There is something more than usually wrong with me - I saw that scene and my first thought was, "That is some very ugly carpeting and upholstery." Thankfully I caught myself and GOT MY HEAD RIGHT. Or at least less in need of mental vagisil.
If only I knew someone worth the effort of trying that position with...
Oh, I know why he pulled the plug. And I don't blame him for it.
I would appreciate some info along these lines if anyone wants to fill me in, so I better know the what's and why's and may as a result be less likely to piss in Choad's pool.
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#102 2007-11-26 00:27:40
<img src="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/eyebleach1.png">
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#103 2007-11-26 01:06:19
DoucheEllington wrote:
If only I knew someone worth the effort of trying that position with...
Preach it sista. I tried it, not anally. It's not all it's cracked up to be. My arms were tired, my tits were smothering me, and I could see every little grain of dirt in my carpet. It's much more fun to fantasize about than to actually do. Unless, of course, you weigh 80 lbs like Gauge. She's so tiny. And her boobs are nice, but not big enough to smother her.
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#104 2007-11-26 02:57:55
AssToMouth wrote:
I can use muscles you've never heard of.
Yeah . . . I was about to lob an insult or two back your way; But, then I got distracted (Read as "Horny as all fuck"), and had to deal with a separate issue (Read as masturbating to "The O'Rly Factor").
Feisty wrote:
I got my picture taken with her, and she put my hand on her boob . . .
Okay, now you guys are just pushing it.
Tojo wrote:
Are you really suggesting that this has anything to do with political correctness?
Once it was a bit of a joke - Now, it's a reality which we daily face. Fucking pseudo-Liberals!
"Fuck me if I say something you don't want to hear from me (Aw, fuck me). Fuck me if I care . . ."
Feisty wrote:
We are pretty high up in the Maslow Hierarchy . . .
Damn it! Why did you have to mention Maslow? Uh . . . I'll be right back, Guys.
Tojo wrote:
Before you hurl such ill-conceived insults, maybe you might want to head back to the word reference of your choice and take two seconds to think about what your words really mean.
Sweet! Hey, Guys - Come check out what I just found in my naval!
Roger wrote:
Before anyone thinks I'm being bitchy . . .
A bit "slow on the draw" there, Rog.
Roger wrote:
I'm still confused as to why a place like this would have any appeal to any member of the national press with or without the eyebleach. That is not a smart ass quip, but a genuine question.
Have I shown you this rather intricate piece of lint which I found in my naval yet?
Douche wrote:
If only I knew someone worth the effort of trying that position with...
Oh, I've got what you need right here, Bab . . . Uh . . . Hold on a second . . . I seem to have temporarily misplaced it. Okay, I'm going to have to get back to you on that matter.
Douche wrote:
I would appreciate some info along these lines if anyone wants to fill me in, so I better know the what's and why's and may as a result be less likely to piss in Choad's pool.
Eh, don't feel too badly about it all. You're not the only clueless Fuck around here.
"I'm bored. I'm the chair-man of the bored."
Disclaimer: The comments above were simply the drunken ramblings on a self-amused dipsomaniac, and should be taken as no more than . . . Sweet! Guys, check out what I just found beneath my toe-nail!'
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#105 2007-11-26 03:30:58
Dec, dear, you MUST be drunk. Although I'm laughing my ass off at it, you really have wasted a bunch of time on that last post. And you're cross-threading... work with me here!
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#106 2007-11-26 04:16:32
feisty wrote:
Dec, dear, you MUST be drunk. Although I'm laughing my ass off at it, you really have wasted a bunch of time on that last post. And you're cross-threading...
Did I? Not exactly "cricket" on my part, eh? It's just that I've so many tabs open that . . . Ooh, I've porn and tunage in another tab! I'll have to get back to you on this issue. Mean-while, here's an image of a crack-whore sucking a cadaver's gangrened phallus:
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#107 2007-11-26 05:21:11
That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all night. You actually made me laugh out loud. I am not having anywhere near as much fun as you... I'm pulling an all-nighter to get my Public Administration work done! (I hate management so much I feel like screaming... one more HR memo or diversity concept manual project and I'm seriously going to eviscerate myself with a rusty butterknife.
But I digress. Thank you and your drunken self for taking the time to make that LOLCATZ. You temporarily brought me out of my managment memo misery!
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#108 2007-11-26 15:38:40
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#109 2007-11-26 15:46:34
You know, it took me a while to really buy into the whole LOLCATZ thing, but between the DMT blitzkrieg, Dec's drunken display of brilliance.... well, they're growing on me. And I've always thought of myself as a dog person, too.
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#110 2007-11-26 16:02:59
feisty wrote:
You know, it took me a while to really buy into the whole LOLCATZ thing, but...well, they're growing on me.
it canz be hugs tiem now plz?
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#111 2007-11-26 17:46:58
Milfy wrote:
You know, it took me a while to really buy into the whole LOLCATZ thing, but between the DMT blitzkrieg, Dec's drunken display of brilliance.... well, they're growing on me.
"The birth of a realization -
The rise of a high expectation."
Milfy wrote:
And I've always thought of myself as a dog person, too.
Right - So, has the BBCode tool been pulled for modifications: Or, did I some-how break FireFox?
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#112 2007-11-26 18:27:58
The Catz are cool.
Last edited by Decadence (2007-11-26 19:09:26)
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#113 2007-11-26 18:46:58
The Gawker had something kind of funny - lolvogue:
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#114 2007-11-26 19:11:19
Dmtdust wrote:
The Catz are cool.
<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/iwuzinurkitc128389299677187500.jpg">
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So, I'm guessing that you don't have the handy, little, BBCode tool-box either. It would appear that you're going to have to just bite down, and learn a bit of BBCode if you wish to keep hot-linking the LOLZ Cats (As I discovered the hard way myself when we were absent an edit feature, moderators can not employ HTML). Go back into your "edit box," and take a look at what I did to your coding.
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#115 2007-11-26 19:59:39
Decadence wrote:
AssToMouth wrote:
I can use muscles you've never heard of.
Yeah . . . I was about to lob an insult or two back your way; But, then I got distracted (Read as "Horny as all fuck"), and had to deal with a separate issue (Read as masturbating to "The O'Rly Factor").
I tend to have that effect on men. The O'Rly factor part, I mean.
Does this mean we can kiss and make up?
Come on snooky-pooky-dence*, 
asdf1971
*Not silly, nauseatingly cute, but not silly
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#116 2007-11-27 01:33:08
asdf1971 wrote:
I tend to have that effect on men.
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#117 2007-11-27 10:43:46
asdf1971 wrote:
Does this mean we can kiss and make up?
That depends - How long can you hold a hand-stand?
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#118 2007-11-27 18:24:25
I just need to work on my wide stance.
Actual image of me doing a handstand.
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#119 2007-11-27 18:51:02
asdf1971 wrote:
I just need to work on my wide stance.
http://www.obxh3.com/images/hs/stand.jpg
Actual image of me doing a handstand.
A Little More In Focus, and PLEASE REMOVE those cloaking devices!
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#120 2007-11-27 19:31:12
asdf1971 wrote:
I just need to work on my wide stance.
http://www.obxh3.com/images/hs/stand.jpg
Actual image of me doing a handstand.
Holy crap. Flip that sideways (200x800), you've got a perfect banner... and every straight male on the site beating themselves bloody.
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#121 2007-11-27 19:49:03
I was just trying to back up my "too tall" comment.
Okay, and I had no other excuse for posting a picture of myself doing a naked handstand.
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#122 2007-11-27 20:23:00
asdf1971 wrote:
Actual image of me doing a handstand.
Okay, I'm impressed.
asdf1971 wrote:
I was just trying to back up my "too tall" comment.
Not a problem - I'm 6'2"; So, I think that we can make this work.
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#123 2007-11-27 20:45:47
So, what, are you asking for bus fare?
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#124 2007-11-28 03:20:11
asdf1971 wrote:
So, what, are you asking for bus fare?
He just wants to be sure that your vagina is "Equal Opportunity Housing" before he invests in stalking you.
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#125 2007-11-28 10:28:51
Would someone reiterate the regulations [presumably] set forth somewhere in this thread?
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#126 2007-11-28 12:51:01
MSG Tripps wrote:
Would someone reiterate the regulations [presumably] set forth somewhere in this thread?
Nothing gets purged, except maybe our own predatory image.
Any IMAGE post with no purpose beyond shock and assault, irritation and insult, and entirely unrelated to the subject of a thread gets an eye bleach label unless it's already got NSFW in the subject line.
When an eye bleach image ruins and an otherwise worthy thread, we'll move the offending post to an eye bleach only thread.
These are moderator judgement calls. In the event of a dispute, orangeplus or I or whoever we delegate will arbitrate.
Last edited by choad (2007-11-28 12:52:27)
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#127 2007-11-28 13:06:42
Roger that, thank you.
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#128 2011-10-03 16:43:27
asdf1971 wrote:
I just need to work on my wide stance.
Maybe next year :9http://www.obxh3.com/images/hs/stand.jpg
Actual image of me doing a handstand.
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#129 2011-10-03 20:28:25
I miss Wilber
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#130 2011-10-03 20:33:37
Me too.
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#131 2011-10-03 23:41:35
He was a bit... dramatic.
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#132 2011-10-04 05:01:32
In which thread can I post pics of me fapping to it?
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